really!!!!

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful& loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visitedthe Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon byhorse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'that's once'." We proceeded a little further and thehorse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead."I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I wasshouting, she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. "And we lived happily ever after."